|"You know, guys, I really could have used that drink before I resigned. But anyway, danke."|
|(Full story here and here. Picture c/o: News.va English)|
...we have a tie! Sort of!
Matthew Ogden and Wyatt basically submitted the same caption, and as Saint Genesisus is our patron, we are shameless devotees of bad puns, so here are their respective entries!
"Don't try to Copt a feel. Eh? Eh?!"
Copts in unison: "Get it? GET IT?"
Pope: "yes, your 'copt a feel' joke was...funny..."
Thank you to everyone who participated! You can leave your captions for our current contest in the comments below. Bottoms up!