Saint John resting on the breast of Jesus |
In the gathering of the Church the Lord opened his mouth and filled him with the spirit of wisdom and understanding, and clothed him with a robe of glory. —Introit of the Feast of Saint John the Evangelist
Officer: "(GASPS) Where did you get those fab-ulous boots?!" Girl: "Oh, these old things? I got them at a steal at my local consignment shop." Guard: "Il Papa never lets us wear fabulous boots..." |
Putin: "So we meet at last the two of us...one an incredibly powerful and beloved icon serving the will of God, across the world...and then you, the Leader of the Roman Catholic Church!"
"So, we're just going to let scores of children carry open flames in the cathedral? Did no-one second-guess this idea?" |