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Saint John resting on the breast of Jesus |
In the gathering of the Church the Lord opened his mouth and filled him with the spirit of wisdom and understanding, and clothed him with a robe of glory. —Introit of the Feast of Saint John the Evangelist
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Officer: "(GASPS) Where did you get those fab-ulous boots?!" Girl: "Oh, these old things? I got them at a steal at my local consignment shop." Guard: "Il Papa never lets us wear fabulous boots..." |
Putin: "So we meet at last the two of us...one an incredibly powerful and beloved icon serving the will of God, across the world...and then you, the Leader of the Roman Catholic Church!"
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"So, we're just going to let scores of children carry open flames in the cathedral? Did no-one second-guess this idea?" |