Friday, August 1, 2014

CAPTION THIS: When Francis Met Food

"Psst! Should I tell the Holy Father not to place his elbows on the table?"
"Giorgio, the man is the shepherd of over 1.2 billion souls. I think we can cut him some slack."
(Full story here. Picture c/o: AP Photo/L'Osservatore Romano)
Happy August, everyone! We're officially entering the dog days of summer (for those of you reading this in the Northern Hemisphere which, let's be honest, is almost all of you), and what better way to pass the time than to enter yet another caption contest?! I mean, besides barbecuing and going to the beach. Whatever. The cool kids always leave me out of these things...

Where were we? Oh, yes. The winner of our last caption contest is...

Rachel Chamberlain, for this side-splitter:
It wasn't until the next day that Brett sobered up and realized that he wasn't at a Black Sabbath concert. And that wasn't Ozzy Osbourne.
Thank you to all of our entrants! If you want to submit to our current contest, leave your captions in the comments below! Stay cool! 


  1. Pope Francis: Are you…are you gonna eat that jello?
    Man: Well, I was kinda looking forward to it, but...

  2. "This guy thinks that just because he's the Pope he doesn't have to eat his vegetables."

  3. "So are we starting with appetizers or should we go straight for the main entree, the body of Christ?"

  4. "Psst! Wanna really get on his nerves? Lets say grace in Latin!"

  5. "He's got spinach in his teeth! Somebody's gotta tell him he has spinach in his teeth!"

  6. I don't know...what happened to the other five guys who didn't show up ? This is the last supper I will host.