Thursday, September 25, 2014

CAPTION THIS: When Bishops Met Bank

Bishop #1: "So, when is Francis supposed to pass by again?"
Bishop #2: "Dude, for the last time. I don't know. I'm just here to use the ATM, and you're blocking it."
(Full story here. Picture c/o: Vatican Radio English)
It's officially autumn here in the States, and what better way to celebrate than with a brand-new caption contest?! ("How about going pumpkin-picking?") I didn't ask you, disembodied voice.

Anyhoodles, the winner of our last caption contest is...

Matthew Pecorino, who got his sass on with this entry:
"Psst! Wanna really get on his nerves? Lets say grace in Latin!"
We also must give props to Sue, because she thinks she's so clever:
"This guy thinks that just because he's the Pope he doesn't have to eat his vegetables."
Thank you to everyone who participated! If you wish to enter this contest, leave your captions in the comments below!


  1. (The editor-in-chief, long may he reign, has already heard this. But it deserves to be shown to the world)
    "Waiting for the Byzan-train."

  2. "Those usurers! Another surcharge! Now I understand the money changers thing."

  3. "I thought purgatory would be bad until I saw that line."

  4. "And so I told her, I said, 'Yeah, well you know what? Your soul is going to be overdrafted straight to hell.'"

  5. "Well that's the last time I try to re-enact the Cleansing of the Temple, I'm pretty sure I pulled something trying to turn the teller counter"

  6. "We tried storing up our treasure in heaven, but the Bancomat gives us a better exchange rate."

  7. "Selling Indulgences, 1/2 the price of what the Papacy sells it for"

    "Vatican City has a bank, now we do too!"

    "You can't buy a bishopric, for everything else, there's mastercard"

  8. Where is white rook, when you need it?

  9. I lost my ATM card. Can I borrow yours?